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Best family, best friends.

Dipper ➤ alittlemystery ✰

Mabel ➤ dontstartunbelieving ✰

Ford ➤ sixfingerednerd . ✰

Greg ➤ cometkin ✰

Steven ➤ believesineveryone ★

Connie ➤ connie_maheswaran ✰

Pearl ➤ beyourrock ✰

Madison Montgomery ➤ yourpiecenow ★

I can stand talking to you!
This is an unusually large amount of people I don't hate.

Jane ➤ cyan_maid ✰

Ichigo ➤ strawberry_roll ✰

Berry ➤ lifeisfun We represent the lollipop guild, the lollipop- Alright, I'm done. She makes a good stack of pancakes. Apparently knows how to make armor, too. She's mute but not deaf, and I dunno what the deal with that is.

Fluttershy ➤ strengthinkindness Talking horse #1. Kinda nervous and mumbles a lot. Her behavior would be suspicious on most people, but she honestly seems to just be well-meaning and shy. ...oh, Fluttershy. I GET IT.

Giffany ➤ urmyanthyding Soos' ex, a former video game character. (Which says a lot about Soos' romantic ventures, and her taste in guys.) She's all about romance and dating, and even set up a little help desk in town. She's also got some interest in animatronics... which makes sense, I guess.

Gongenzaka ➤ otoko 14 year olds have got no business being that tall. Gon here seems like an alright kid. He was one of the people who convinced me to keep the sappy tourist-friendly stuff outta the new Mystery Shack.

Natrolite ➤ togabito Weird shapeshifty lady from some distant future. She'd be hard to miss in a crowd. Don't know much about her yet, we just met at that meet n' greet thing for the temple door.

Dirk ➤ miasmajesty One of the most deadpan teens I've ever seen. He comes from some sort of nightmare future where soda comes out of fountains and clown-themed rappers have cults dedicated to 'em.

Mystery ➤ mysterysnack A talking dog that can set things on fire with his mind! He's a bit jumpy though. Probably still trying to settle into this place...

Ruby ➤ al2o3cr I gotta hand it to her, this girl's pretty fast! But maybe she shouldn't go trusting disembodied body parts so much.

Sunset Shimmer ➤ burningbrighter Pretty sure a lot of girls would kill for hair like that. Literally, just murder someone in cold blood. ..Ah, wait a minute, here's another one for that list: People who look like their heads are on fire.

Better off avoiding.
Kind of surprised that this list isn't longer, honestly.

Justice Knight ➤ exceptionallybright Dimmer than the stone in his neck, that's for sure. Maybe don't commit any obvious crimes around this guy, he's got swords and JUSTICE in his name. (Is that really his name or just a title? Bad news either way.)

Lapis ➤ lazaward Sweet gal, but a real bad judge of character. She's one of the few original Gems, doesn't have a whole lot of experience with humans. Apparently she and Pearl were on opposite sides of some war over Earth, with her on the... other side. I gotta say, I'm pretty worried about whatever Bill's planning to do with her, especially since Pearl says she's powerful. Probably best to stay on her good side for now.

Eh?
I barely know these people.

Blake ➤ onemorechapter Free manual labor! She mentioned that she'd tell her friends about the Mystery Shack. ...And that's about it. Didn't really find much else out about her.

Missing
And in some cases, missed.

Pinkie ➤ spontaneouscombustion Talking horse #2. Good with parties, but great with people! A real force to be reckoned with. Thinks fast, talks fast, and is a heck of a lot smarter than she looks. She offered to work in the gift shop of the new and improved Mystery Shack! She's a little a lot on the silly side. At least I don't gotta worry about her scaring off customers.

Pacifica Northwest ➤ nobell The kid of the richest jerks in Gravity Falls, but she's notably less jerky than either of her parents. I guess Dipper and Mabel are being a couple of good influences on her. She's got no money AND the same teleporting power that I've got, so I should probably.. make sure she doesn't die or whatever. Wouldn't want the kids to find out their friend died in a freak teleporting accident! Or from starvation...

Hawke ➤ championless Dragon lady who likes the color red and... roots around in junk yards in her spare time, I guess! Based on the armor, and that comment she made about making blades out of scrap metal, I'm guessin' she came from some sorta fantasy world.

Fai ➤ asmallsacrifice Small accident-prone kid who's lookin' for his twin. He mentioned being magic already when I gave him the whole explanation of what's going on in this place.

Lightning ➤ rosecrystarium Probably one of the better-equipped people here, if she's tellin' the truth about killing all those gods back in her own dimension. She seemed dead serious about it though, gal's got the disposition of a brick wall. I'm starting to notice a theme here: Kids, animals, no-nonsense ladies, and, uh... me, I guess.

THIS ASSHOLE
HE'S THE WORST

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